stvrklight:

chancethereaper:

snowhands:

see this is why i’m conflicted when people call him a mysterious man of the forest or whatever because he’s literally just like this all the time

Where are his legs

(via alphacrone)

my mom: any problems adjusting to your new glasses?

me and the dull throb in my head: none at all!! :)

jethroq:

heavenboundghost:

when did “lmao” become shorthand or w/e for “i’m fucking suffering”

lamenting my anguish online

(via teenalec)

hoseoch:

dispatch release the pics of me kissing hobis nose

ungarmax:

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

(via moonscastiel)

i’ve returned from the war bitches, did you miss me?

michelllejones:

coherent people are the worst..like stop making sense for one fucking second. say some nonsense every once in a while. literally so boring if i can understand every word you say like shut up or say some dumb shit i swear to god

(via huicholita)

shonenlesbian:

amyraudenfeldsdonutshirt:

Mr. Worldwide

HE WHAT

(via huicholita)